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Two drug addicts are walking with a dachshund. They are asked:
- Why does your dog have such short legs?
- Ah! They reach the ground and that's it.
* * *
Two drug addicts meet:
- Hello!
- Hello.
- What's that on your shoulder?
- Yes, this is my old glitch Vasya
- Not on this one, on another one!
- Oh!!! (looking at his shoulder in horror).
* * *
Boa constrictor, Monkey and Baby Elephant decided to shoot up. Well, Monkey took a shot,
The baby elephant is in the leg. And they look at the Boa constrictor:
- But you have neither arms nor legs...
- (nasally and with feeling) What arms! What legs!! I'm all big
vein!!!
* * *
A mosquito landed on a drug addict:
- Ah, a reusable syringe.
* * *
A drug addict rolls a joint, and suddenly the cops come up. Drug addict
continues. They grab him and drag him to court. The drug addict doesn't react.
In an hour on
in court the judge's voice:
- All rise, the court is in session!
The drug addict looks around, jumps up and shouts:
- Oops! Cops!
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