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A biker is riding along the highway, stoned, to nowhere, and he thinks: "He's going to stop now.
A cop came to me and asked why my eyes were red,
"Are you high or something?" and I'll say, "No, the wind blew it." He drives on,
a cop stops him:
- Why are your eyes red? Did the wind blow them away?
- No, I got high.
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A boy comes home, stoned, just out of it. He thinks:
"Just so I don't get caught in front of my mom, just so I don't get caught." She told him:
- Sit down, son, and eat.
He sits down and starts eating. The mother looks at him and says:
- Son, you could at least take a fork.
And he indignantly:
- Who's high, I'm high?!
* * *
Our Tanya cries loudly...
She's going through withdrawal today.
* * *
Drug addict's anthem:
"A million, a million, a million small doses..."
* * *
- Listen, Konoplev, what kind of last name is yours?
- I don’t know, Durman Gashishevich...
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