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Drug addicts sit around a campfire after a day of duck hunting.
- Something's not going well today...
- Either the ducks were flying high, or we were throwing the dog low...
* * *
Two drug addicts are driving in a car.
- Vasya, an old woman is crossing the road! Slow down!.. Oh, I feel sorry for the old woman.
- Vasya, cyclist! Turn away!.. Oh, what a beautiful bicycle it was.
- Vasya, MAZ! Yes, slow down!
- Come to your senses, Seryoga! You're the one driving!
* * *
A group of drug addicts are sitting at one of their houses, smoking something.
his own. And then one jumps up and shouts: "Cops!", everyone quickly began to hide
cigarette butts anywhere. One stuck it in a cuckoo clock. Police
walked around, found nothing and left. And then the door opens in
hours, from there
The cuckoo comes out and asks in a drunken voice:
- Hey, you, on the left, what time is it?
He, dumbfounded:
- An hour.
- Then cuckoo.
* * *
Two crows in a tree got high. One is smoking her last joint, and
another one swam up - and clattered from the tree. The crocodile below sees - a crow
fell down
"She must have been stoned!" - and climbed a tree to have a look. The first crow
takes a drag, turns to the crocodile and says: "Oooh, my friend! You
"Enough already!.."
* * *
A drug addict came to the Chui Valley and saw a poppy, so he took a scythe and
started to mow. After a while he saw a cop helicopter, he thinks,
what to do, and at the edge of the field the Indians were running. He threw off his clothes,
painted himself up and joined the crowd. Then his neighbor said to him:
- You should take off your sneakers, otherwise you'll catch the guys.
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