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Ivan Tsarevich made the Princess who never laughed laugh...
And first he got a punch in the face, and then 7 years with confiscation.
Dad, why?!
For incitement to use.
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Girls, do you drink dry wine?
Let's drink, go to sleep
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Here is a story from life, the expulsion of a doctor I know:
“Once upon a time two types A were sitting on a bench - one stoned, two more not stoned, and me...”
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The junkie is standing in the entrance and nailing down a joint.
A spider descends from the ceiling on a nautina and asks: Dude, let me grab some?
Narik nails it down and gives it to the spider: here.
The spider grabbed some, gave the joint to the junkie and climbed back.
Narik looks - something's not going well, he needs to grab some more...
He nails the second joint.
Spider again: Hey, man, let me grab some more?
The junkie nails it, the spider grabs it, the junkie finishes smoking it.
Damn, he thinks, it still doesn't work...
Just as I start to nail down the third joint, the spider comes again: let me grab it!
Narik grabs the spider and shoves it into his heel, saying: you'll get something there...
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A stoned guy hails a taxi.
A taxi pulls up, a guy opens the door and asks the taxi driver: Are you getting to Sheremetyevo?]
Taxi driver: Easy!
Dude, slamming the door: Rush!!!
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