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Two drug addicts are going to another city. They come to the train station for
tickets, one went to the box office. He comes with big round eyes,
the second one asks him
- Well, did you buy the tickets?
- Nope, they said that tickets are issued after the train arrives! Where am I from?
Do I know when the train arrives?!
* * *
A little boy approaches a drug addict:
- Uncle, uncle, give me the car!
The drug addict silently hands him a syringe.
- No, mine had wheels!
- Well, you have a wheel!
- No, you have a white wheel, and I had a red wheel.
- Well, kid, you're cool! Let's go to my house, I have some there too.
little red wheels, and little green wheels...
- No, uncle, I’d rather sit here on the grass.
- You're lucky, lad, you're sitting on the grass...
* * *
Drug addicts meet up after another get-together and share
impressions. First:
- After you left, I was just drawn, drawn...
- And I, too, as soon as I went out, was dragged and thrown against the fence,
the hat was torn off, the pockets were turned inside out and let go!
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A drug addict is walking along, smoking a joint, leading his daughter by the hand. Daughter:
- Dad, look, there are crocodiles flying across the sky!
The drug addict raised his head and took a drag:
- Autumn, here they fly...
* * *
A drug addict comes into a children's toy store and asks
to the seller:
- Girl, tell me, do you have GRIND?
- Mmm... We have inflatable crocodiles, hippos...
- No, you didn't understand me, I need to be GROUNDED!
- Actually, we have a wind-up mouse...
-???
- Well, you know, you wind her up, throw her on the floor, she runs, they run out
other mice start running after her, the wind-up one runs up to the bathroom and
jumps into the water, the other mice jump after her, and they all drown...
- Oh, GRIND! Tell me, do you have any wind-up TRASH?...
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