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A guy calls his girlfriend:
- Hi, well, should I come and hang it at your place?
- You better come and hang out...
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During the festival, the action "Say no to drugs: WE HAVE
THE VODKA'S NOT RUNNING OUT YET!"
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Having learned that religion is the opium of the people, the stoned drug addict
Sidorov climbed the church and cut off the top of the tree.
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The word "airplane" comes from the Greek noun "aero"
- "air" and the Uzbek verb "plan" - "to fly".
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A drug addict comes to a doctor and says:
- Doctor, I feel unwell.
The doctor replies:
- I should drink some grass.
And the drug addict:
Maybe I should smoke another syringe?
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