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A drug addict enters a store and approaches the saleswoman:
- "Tell me, do you have diclafos?"
- "One moment..."
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Two drug addicts are riding a motorcycle, and they see some cop-like Mussorgskys ahead.
The first one suggests:
- Let's pretend to be cops and get through. I'll be the siren, and you'll be the flashing light.
They're driving, one of them yells:
- Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh!
Second:
- Blue, blue, blue
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A drug addict is asked:
- How do people die?
- The stork is carrying them away!
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Two drug addicts came to Australia. They saw a kangaroo running.
One says to the other:
- Imagine what kind of hemp there is here if there are such grasshoppers here
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Two drug addicts are riding on a train, one says to the other:
- Listen? What about the locomotives?
- No, why do you think so?
- Then why are they all dragging themselves along, dragging themselves along, dragging themselves along...
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Total: 186
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