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Two drug addicts are sitting on the river bank and smoking. Suddenly a cop comes up
and asks:
- Did the corpse float by?
- No
And he left. Then he came up to me again and asked again:
- Didn’t the corpse disappear?
- No
He leaves again. And then suddenly a corpse swims up to the shore. And the drug addicts
pushing him away:
- Swim, man, we've got you out of the way...
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A drug addict girl found a seven-flowered flower. Tears off the red
petal and says:
- I want to be dragged!
It dragged this girl until she tore off a yellow petal and said:
- I don't want to be dragged!
The girl tore off a green petal and said:
- I want to be shaken!
And this girl was tormented for a week until she tore off the orange one.
petal and said:
- I don’t want to get sausage!
Then the girl tore off a purple petal and said:
- I want to be flattened!
And this girl was crushed for a year and two months until she tore it off
blue petal and did not say:
- I don't want to be flattened!
Suddenly this girl saw a boy in a wheelchair and thought:
- Why am I so selfish? Let the boy suffer!
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Russian fairy tale:
The father went beyond three seas and, as always, asked his three daughters
what to bring them.
Well, everything is as it should be, one gets a ring, the other gets an egg, in short,
everything is fine. Third:
- Bring me, father, a scarlet flower.
- Go away with your flower! Again with yours
You can't avoid a lot of trouble at customs!
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One New Russian says to another:
- And I found cocaine in my son’s briefcase.
Can you imagine, the boy is 10 years old, and he’s already dragging it out of the house.
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One day, Doctor Watson was talking to Sherlock Holmes:
- Dear Holmes, is it true that you saw the Hound of the Baskervilles?
Sherlock Holmes, handing his pipe to Dr. Watson:
- Try it, Watson, you'll see something even more amazing!
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