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Say no to drugs! No, say no to drugs!
And stop talking to drugs in general!
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Drug addict:
- Hello! Ambulance?! We have a mass mushroom vomiting incident here!
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Sports news:
The qualifying football match between Colombia and
Jamaica 90 minutes were not enough,
and the referee added enough time for the Jamaican footballers to play
smoke all the weed in the stadium,
and the Colombians should sniff all the white stripes on the field.
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In Moscow, an old woman approaches a stoned drug addict and asks:
- Son, how do I find Lenin Square?
- You need to multiply the length of Lenin by the width of Lenin!
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A drug addict calls the fire department:
- Hello, this is the fire department, you know, last year I decided to sow
hemp at home.
The fire department responds:
- Young man, this is the fire department. People call here about fires,
and you're telling me about hemp!
And they hang up. The drug addict dials the fire department again:
- So, I set out the pots and sowed, but the hemp grew small.
and naked.
The fire department responds:
- Young man, this is the fire department. People call here about fires,
and you're telling me about hemp!
And they hang up. The drug addict dials the fire department again:
- But when I was sowing, the window was open and several seeds flew out onto the lawn,
and good, tall hemp grew on the lawn.
The fire department responds:
- Young man, this is the fire department. People call here about fires,
and you’re telling me about hemp!
And they hang up. The drug addict dials the fire department again:
- So that's why I'm calling, my neighbor upstairs is on fire.
When you arrive, don't trample down there!
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