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The drug addict looks at the fan and thinks:
- How quickly time flies...
* * *
Two drug addicts meet:
- Did you hear that Vasya entered medical school!
- Wow! What is he studying there?
- It's not him... They're studying him there...
* * *
If you are in a great mood all the time,
great friends, stunning girlfriend,
huge salary, no hangovers and you never
haven't been to the dentist... then you have only one way out: SAY NO TO DRUGS!
* * *
Yesterday at a lecture a stoned professor demonstrated electromagnetic waves.
Half of the students saw them...
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A drug addict is sitting on the river bank. An HP in a Mercedes stops nearby:
- Listen, where is the shallows?
- Yes, there it is, 2 meters to the right of me.
The HP accelerated, drove into the water and drowned. Narc:
- It's strange. Ducks passed by here recently and didn't drown.
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