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A guy got high, walked down the street and saw that all the houses were blue,
the sky is blue,
people are blue. Suddenly a red cyclist comes out from around the corner. The man and him
asks:
- Why are you so red, and everything around you is blue?
And he says to him:
- Calm down... I'm not from that hallucination.
* * *
A guy bought some weed, came home, smoked it, and didn't get hooked.
- Wow, - he thinks, - they gave me some crap! And why doesn't it grab me?
In such thought I went to the window and began to look. Then suddenly
his mother says:
- You should eat, son, otherwise you've been standing there for three days!
* * *
A drug addict is high and stands in front of a mirror:
- Here I am, and there I am, here I am and there I am...
This is repeated for an hour. The doorbell rings:
- Who's there?
- I!
- And there I am!!!
* * *
A drug addict is crossing the road on a red light. Traffic cop
he catches it
and starts to pester: what are you doing, you ram, where are you going, I’m tired of living,
don't you see -
there's a red light on... To which the junkie calmly replies:
- Well, turn it off...
* * *
A drug addict sits at home, high. The doorbell rings.
- Who's there?
- I!
- Me? You're kidding!
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