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Two drug addicts see a guy walking around the metro station
with a poster and shouts:
- New Year - no drugs!
One addict asks another:
-What is he yelling? I'm missing something.
- He says that before the New Year you need to smoke all the weed.
* * *
A drug addict and his girlfriend are walking down the street. They pass by a jewelry store. Girlfriend:
- Wow, look at that ring with a diamond! Want!
The drug addict takes a brick and - into the shop window. They took the ring and move on. Girlfriend:
- Wow, look what a leather jacket with rivets! Want!
The narc takes the brick. Throws it into the window. They took their jacket and went
further. Girlfriend:
- Oh, look how Mercedes stands! Want!
Narc:
- Why, you goat, do you think that I’m giving birth to these bricks, or what!?
* * *
Doorbell.
- Who?
- Mosgaz!
- What do you want?
- Smell the gas!
- Nothing to do? Better go sniff glue with the boys from Moscow!
* * *
- Grandma, I was flying in my dreams again!
- I'm not a grandmother, I'm a narcologist!
* * *
A drug addict comes to the store to buy a peephole, buys it and leaves.
He comes back five minutes later and says to the seller:
- Something about your peephole isn’t working.
The seller gives him a choice of all the eyes, he chooses and
leaves, after a while returns again, and so on five times.
The seller, in confusion, asks the buyer:
- How do you look?
Buyer responds:
- I come up, put it to the door, look and see nothing.
The seller smiled and said that a hole needed to be made in the door.
The buyer looks at the seller with stupid eyes and says:
- If I make a hole, then why do I need a peephole?
I’ll be able to see everything through that hole...
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