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caramel is twice as tasty if the schmal was cooked in it %)
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The pot-smoking teacher sits in class, smoking...
Teacher (puffing, slowly): - fish... swim... in schools... (took a drag) - birds... fly... in flocks... (took a drag) - people... walk... in shoals... A little boy stands up: - Marya Ivanna, my dad told me that people they walk in crowds... Teacher (taking a drag): - your dad is a thug... * * *
During the assault on the drug den, warrant officer Petrenko was brutally killed. Three days later, the warrant officer’s condition returned to normal.
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Say "Wham!" to drugs.
Say "Pop" to drugs. Take drugs to the circus. Buy them apple juice. Pick some roses for the drugs. Give the drugs a sign. Under the eternally pale moon Say "Yes" to drugs! Build a house for drugs. Open the world to drugs. Set the festive table for them. Cut some cheese for the champagne. Tie a scarf for drugs. Let the drugs dance. Tell drugs: "Here!" Say "Right now" to drugs. * * *
- And remember, Cinderella - exactly at 12 o'clock the magic will end! And then you'll get hungry...
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A man is sitting at home watching TV. Then the doorbell rings, and there stands his neighbor, who is scheduled to be there, and says:
- I need to go away here and I need to keep an eye on the milk, just add herbs and stir it so it doesn’t boil over. The neighbor agreed: The first time he went everything was fine, the second time too, he comes the third time, and there the cops write a report and say to the man so ingratiatingly: -Well, have you got caught? Go ahead and write your testimony. Well, the guy writes: -I’m sitting at home, watching TV: I feel smoke coming from my neighbor, I take a couple of buckets of water, just in case there’s a fire, I come in and see: the cops are boiling milk. * * *
A drug addict comes home with a bag of weed. Somehow I realized that it needed to be hidden. I shoved it under the carpet. How to check if they find it? It dawns on him: he comes to the door, knocks on himself, answers himself:
- Knock Knock! - Who's there? - Police! Do you have any marijuana? - No! - And under the carpet? "So!" - the drug addict thinks, we need to hide it! I put it behind the closet - and the same situation: - Knock Knock! - Who's there? - Police! Do you have any marijuana? - No! - And under the carpet? - Nope! - And behind the closet? So!.. In general, the situation repeats itself over and over again. - Knock Knock! - Who's there? - Police! Do you have any marijuana? - No! - And under the carpet? - Nope! - And behind the closet? - Nope! - And in the refrigerator? - Nope! - And under the sofa? - Nope! - Damn, where did I hide it?! * * *
A drug addict, an alcoholic and a faggot are sitting in a cell. And they are tired of sitting there, they want to get out.
Then the drunkard says: - Let's brew some aromatic chifirka, the guard will smell it, we'll twist him, take the keys and get out of here. The drug addict answers: - It’s unlikely that he has plenty of vodka in the wild, why would he need our chifir? - Then I'll seduce him, he'll give us the keys himself - says the faggot. - That won't work either, he has plenty of women at large, why does he need your ass - the drug addict answers. - What do you suggest? - the drunk and the faggot ask the drug addict. The drug addict takes some weed out of his pocket and says: - Now guys, let's get high and ask for leave in a good way. * * *
The gangsters drive up to the construction site, and a drug addict sits next to it in a state close to absolute zero. They ask:
- Hey, junkie, what the hell is going on here? He, thoughtfully concentrating, says: - O-o-o, wow... - No, tell me specifically what will happen here? - O-o-o, wow... - Listen, don't be stupid! We really don't have nerves of steel, tell us how it is, what are they building? - O-finally-storage!!! * * *
Three stoned junkies are driving in a car. They stop at a traffic light and stand there for a long time. The light is flashing: red, green, yellow, red, green, yellow... The two sitting in the back seat ask the one driving:
- Vasek, why are we standing? He answered them: - I f#ck can't make it!!! * * *
School. A new teacher enters the class:
- Hello, my name is Marihuana Gashishovna, and now answer me: how do birds fly? All in unison: - In shoals!!! - joy appears on the students’ faces. - How do the cars drive? Everyone is simply indescribable delight shouting: - On wheels!!! - What do cows eat in winter? A squeal that turns into a howl: - Grass!!!!!!! - Yes!? So here it is: birds - in flocks, cars - on the road, cows - hay, and my last name is Oblomova. * * *
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I found out that I have
There is a huge family Poppy and white powder Hemp big bag Vodka, draft beer This is all my family Everything in the world is rushing at me I'm probably a drug addict.... * * *
- Monsieur Bonaparte! What will be the orders?
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A drug addict comes to school to replace his friend, the biology teacher.
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A guy is riding on a bus, stoned to the point of snot, with only one thought in his head: don't get caught!
A little girl standing nearby: Uncle, are you getting out? The addict thinks: damn, they burned it! And it's freezing... A minute later the girl again: so you're getting off at the next one? Junkie cheating: fuck, definitely busted, fuck!!! And he's playing hard to get again... The stop is coming soon, the girl can't stand it, she tugs the drug addict's sleeve: Uncle, uncle, come on, tell me - are you getting out? Narik feverishly thinks about what to say and finally says: So what difference does it make to you whether I go out or not?! The main thing is that you study well at school... * * *
Ivan Tsarevich made the Princess who never laughed laugh...
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Girls, do you drink dry wine?
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Here is a story from life, the expulsion of a doctor I know:
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The junkie is standing in the entrance and nailing down a joint.
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