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Once the Germans caught our intelligence officer. Well, he is a stubborn man.
turned out to be. They put him in the gas chamber. Well, of course, he resists,
behind the door
he's spitting. And in the cell the drug addict sits and moans so pitifully:
- You, man, decide: there or here, otherwise it’s going to be fun.
* * *
At a drug addict's wedding. Toastmaster:
- Did they all hit the vein?
- Yes Yes...
- Then BITTER!
* * *
There are two drug addicts, an old man and a young man. They smoked a joint. The old man
smiled, the young man sits - nothing. We smoked a second one. The old man is completely
he's having a blast, the young man doesn't care. We smoked a third, the old man
- kick under
bench. The young man looks at him:
- What a bastard, he's completely lost his mind, but if it had given me at least a little bit, but no,
only the horns began to itch...
* * *
Two people are smoking a joint, and one says to the other:
- Look, look, a pink elephant!
- Where?
- Yes, there it is, it flew out the window.
Two cops are walking down the street, one says to the other:
- There are drug addicts living in that apartment over there.
- How do you know?
- Yes, a pink elephant just flew out of the window...
* * *
Rush hour. Two drug addicts are sitting on a trolleybus. An old woman approaches.
- Son, shame on you! They would give up their place.
One starts to get up. The other one says to him:
- Sit down, Seryoga! I know this tattoo: you stand up - she sits down!
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