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A drug addict stands in the subway waiting for the train. The train is arriving. Door
opens up right in front of his nose. Drug addict:
- E-e-e-e-e.....
The doors close and the train leaves.
- Oops!!!
* * *
A drug addict is sitting on a trash can, smoking. A policeman comes up:
- What are you sitting here for?
- I'm smoking.
- This is a place for garbage!
- Oh! Excuse me! Please sit down, - he jumps up from the trash can...
* * *
A drug addict is walking along, dragging a thread behind him. They tell him:
- Hey, are you stupid, dragging a thread behind you?!?
- So what, should I push her in front of me or what?!?
* * *
The hippies got together to smoke some weed. They smoked. The bazaar began...
Question to the owner of the house: - They say you bought a dog... And what did you name it?
- A joint..
- Hey, Kosyache-ok... (a small dachshund runs in)
- Kosyachek - voice.
- Puff, puff, puff, puff...
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The guy wanted to get high, so he got high and felt it,
not at all in the tower
gives, give, he thinks, I'll stand by the window, maybe he'll give something... He got up
y window, looks
on
street, the tower doesn’t move, then his mother comes up to him and says
- Son, you want to eat something, otherwise you've been standing by the window for three days already...
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Total: 186
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