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A drug addict was moving around and is sitting in his apartment getting high. Here
the doorbell rings, he:
- Who's there?
- These are firefighters.
- Oh, cool, will you fry some potatoes?
- You don't understand, we're putting out the fire.
- Well then, stew the potatoes.
* * *
A drug addict drops by to visit his buddy, and his buddy has a trained dog,
meets, gives paw. Narc took the dog by the paw, twisted it for a long time,
and then he said:
- Well, that's funny! And how do you inject?
* * *
Drug addicts are shooting up some homegrown weed. The first one shot up, passed it on
to the second, the second one shot up, passed it to the third,
The third one took a swig and passed it to the fourth one. Fourth one:
- Guys, aren’t you afraid of AIDS?
- What kind of AIDS are you talking about - we're all wearing condoms!
* * *
A drug addict is sitting at home. There is a knock on the door. He opens it - Death is standing on the threshold.
- Who are you?
- I am Death, I have come for you.
- Death, do you have 15 minutes?
- Of course have.
- Well then come in.
They sat down and smoked a joint. After 15 minutes, Death leaves on its own.
On the second day there was another knock on the door. Death is on the threshold.
- What do you want?
- Yes, I, Death, have come for you.
- Do you have 15 minutes?
- Of course I have.
- Ah, well then come in.
They sat down and smoked some grass again. After 15 minutes, Death left again on its own.
The third day, another knock at the door. Death stands on the threshold.
- What, Death, has it come for me?
- No, I'm going to smoke some weed and then go to work.
* * *
Why get drunk and crawl when you can smoke and fly?
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