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Two drug addicts are sitting under an oak tree. A crow sits on an oak tree and caws
scary. This infuriates drug addicts.
- KaRRRRRR!!!!
- Vasya, take action...
- Shhhhhh...
- KaRRRRRR!!!!!
- Vasya, take action...
- Shhhhh...
- KaRRRRRRRR!!!!!
- Vasya, take emergency measures......
- Shhhhhhhhh... INFECTION...
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A drug addict came to the dentist and said:
- Doctor, pull out my tooth.
- Are you under local or general anesthesia?
- What, you're crazy!? Generally speaking, of course!
And so 32 times...
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A drug addict stands in front of a puddle, poking around with a stick. Comes to him
another addict:
- What are you doing?
- I'm chasing sharks!
- I don't see your sharks.
- Don't you see? So I'm racing well.
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A drug addict went to school as a teacher.
- Tell me, children, who is this turtle?
- A turtle, it’s an animal with a shell, it runs very fast...
- That’s wrong, baby, the turtle is dragging slowly...
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Two drug addicts meet: a guy and a girl. Girl's boyfriend
asks:
- Why are you so strange, rumpled, beaten today?
- I was driving along the escalator and thought about it.
- So how is it?
- I drove three laps.
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[9]
[10]
[eleven]
[12]
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[21]
[22]
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[26]
[27]
[28]
[29]
[thirty]
[31]
[32]
[33]
[34]
[35]
[36]
[37]
[38]
Total: 186
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