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I found out that I have
There is a huge family
Poppy and white powder
Hemp big bag
Vodka, draft beer
This is all my home
Everything in the world excites me
I'm probably a drug addict...
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- Monsieur Bonaparte! What are your orders?
- War! First we'll take Spain and Italy!
- Great plan!
- And then Austria-Hungary!
- Great plan!
- And we still need to capture Holland!
- For what?
- Great plan!!!
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A drug addict comes to school to replace his friend, the biology teacher.
Tom had to leave urgently, in general it doesn’t matter...
He sits down at the table in the classroom, opens the magazine, places the package on it and starts to nail it down.
During this interesting activity he asks the children: So, people, what is today’s topic?
Children, in chorus: Sawfish!
Narik: Well, okay...
He already had the joint ready, lit it up and said:
so the fish drank... (puffhhhh)
She lives in the northern sea... (pahhhh)
And at night it comes out onto dry land... (puffhhh) And saws trees...
(puff... cough-cough... throws the whistle out the window)
Well, okay, I'm off! And he heads for the door.
The kids are shocked: Why is she cutting down trees?!
Narik, already on the threshold, joyfully: She's probably nuts!!
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A guy is riding on a bus, stoned and snot-ridden, with one thought in his head - he won’t get burned!
A little girl standing nearby: Uncle, are you getting out?
Narik thinks: fuck, they caught us! And he freezes...
A minute later the girl again: so are you leaving next?
Junkie cheating: fuck, definitely busted, fuck!!! And he's playing hard to get again...
The stop is coming soon, the girl can't stand it, she tugs the drug addict's sleeve: Uncle, uncle, come on, tell me - are you getting out?
Narik feverishly thinks about what to say and finally says:
So what difference does it make to you whether I go out or not?! The main thing is that you study well at school...
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