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- What's the difference between a drug addict and a cow?
- Method of using the herb.
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Emergency at the zoo: Vasya, a drug addict, stole a skunk again.
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Dogs have appeared at Moscow customs that can do more than just
sniff out drugs, but also sprinkle them in even stripes on the mirror.
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A drug addict approaches a crying boy and asks:
- Boy, why are you crying?
- My grandmother fell from the balcony, and now she is in heaven.
- Holy shit!.. Is it made of rubber?
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The drug addict wakes up in the morning from withdrawal. She feels bad - she has no more strength.
She went out onto the landing, knocked on her neighbor’s door and asked for powder.
She brought it out to her. Drug addict in one nostril, in the other. After 15 seconds:
- Oh, thank you, what would I do without you?
- Without "Comet", my dear, without "Comet"...
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