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There are two drug addicts standing at a bus stop. A drug addict appears from around the corner.
bus. An hour passes. The bus has driven up to about twenty meters. It passes
another hour. The bus drove a little closer. Then one drug addict says to another:
- Listen, is he driving so slowly or are we waiting so quickly?
* * *
One drug addict got high and fell from the fifth floor. Well, naturally,
there's a complete commotion in the yard,
grannies and passersby gathered, an ambulance arrived, everyone gathered
around him, looking.
At this time, another drug addict, also stoned, comes up to him.
and asks him:
- Hey, bro, what kind of a thing is going on here that so many people are coming from?
Here the first one rises from the ground and answers:
- Who the hell knows, I just came up to him myself...
* * *
Two men are talking.
- Genetics, Mendel, heredity - it's all nonsense. Here's my great-grandfather,
for example, was an alcoholic. My grandfather was an alcoholic. My father was
alcoholic. And I'm not!
- Yah?!
- Of course. I'm a drug addict.
* * *
Two drug addicts are sitting in an apartment smoking weed. Suddenly, the phone rings.
at the door. One says to the other:
- Vasya, go and see who's there.
He went up to the door, looked through the peephole and shouted to his friend:
- Petya, there are some two men and two women.
Peter:
- Oh, cool, open it - it's "ABBA"
* * *
A drug addict wakes up in the morning, rubs his eyes and sees in the mirror instead
his reflection, the Serpent Gorynych.
- Yes, - thinks the drug addict, - it's time to stop taking acid at night...
“Yes,” thinks the Serpent Gorynych, crawling away from the window, “we need to tie it up.”
eat drug addicts at night
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