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An eagle sits on a tree, smoking a joint.
Suddenly a frog runs up and asks:
"Eagle, do you have any smoke?" "Yes, I do!"
The frog killed itself and went into the swamp.
He comes and there is a crocodile. The crocodile asks: "Frog, do you have any smoke?"
Frog: "No, I don't have it, the Eagle does!"
The crocodile went to the eagle and asked: "Eagle, do you have any smoke?"
Eagle: "No, Frog, you've had enough already!"
* * *
Two drug addicts are sitting on the second floor balcony. Smoking.
One asks the other:
- Listen, when will the buzz begin?
- But when that green dog flies by over there, that's when it gets really cool.
* * *
Two drunks are sitting downstairs at the entrance.
One says to the other:
- Listen, there's a green dog flying by!
- It's not ours, it's those from the second floor.
* * *
A drug addict is riding on a bus.
The granny says to the drug addict:
- Son, punch the ticket.
The drug addict took the ticket and passed it on:
- Soldier, punch the ticket.
- I'm not a soldier, but a sailor.
- Granny, shave, we're on a ship!
* * *
A drug addict, stoned to death, stands in front of a mirror:
- Here I am! And here I am! Here I am...
They ring the doorbell, realizing that they need to open it and go to the door:
- Who's there?
- I!
- Oh!!! And there I am!
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