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Drug addicts got to the front. They are sitting in a trench. It's boring. One says to the other:
- No smoking, no injection! My head is clear, fresh, it's disgusting.
I hope he gets a concussion or something...
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Question for a drug addict:
- Why did they always applaud Brezhnev so well?
- Everyone liked it when he said: The Party's plan is the people's plan.
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I heard there's a rock festival tomorrow! It's called "ROCK AGAINST
"DRUGS"!!!!!
- Yeah! Sure... it's like "BEES VS HONEY"
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At the doctor's office:
- Unable to live without drugs? Take this medicine!
A month later:
- Well, are there any changes?
- No. I still can't make a living without selling drugs.
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Two drug addicts meet, one says to the other:
- Have you tried day and night?
- No
- Went.
They shot up - it didn't hit. He went out to the balcony to smoke, and before his eyes
dark-light-dark-light,
he didn't understand anything, he comes out and says:
- Mom, I'm going for a walk.
- Yes, go son, you've been standing on the balcony for a week now, covered in cobwebs.
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