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A man walks along a poppy field
Suddenly, a creature crawls out from the field to meet him.
the dazed pig says:
- Woof! Oh, what am I driving?..
* * *
Some scary cannibal caught three guys - an alcoholic, a junkie
and a hashish addict. Well, he says:
- I didn't just catch you guys... I want a thrill, then.
to feel! Whoever gives me this pleasure, I will let him go, and if not
- I'm saving it all!
The drunk was stirring up, stirring up, stirring up some kind of buzz, from a hangover himself,
my hands were shaking, I gave the cannibal a drink. He drank it all up - it was addictive,
I threw up, my head hurts in the morning, I'm shaking all over - not fun!!! I ate it
alcoholic.
A drunken philanderer with shaking hands started up some kind of shirk -
shot the cannibal. He was shaken up as soon as he was driven to betrayal - almost
didn't kick the bucket - no fun... Worn down the douchebag too.
The pothead ceremoniously scored a joint and puffed together with the cannibal.
It got me... made me laugh... made me laugh...
smart guy...we had a blast...we got the hangover - awesome!!!
- Well, go, my friend!!! Cool!!! - the cannibal says to the hashish addict. Go.
a pothead, he's walking, suddenly there's a stomp from behind! A cannibal with an axe runs up:
- Sorry, friend, it's too late!
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Botany lesson. A stoned teacher asks his congregation:
- Ivanov!!! What plant do you know?
- Mac!!!
- Enough... five.... Sidorov!!! What plant do you know?
- Hashish...
- Enough... five... Hey!!! You, on the fifth desk!!! What
Do you know the plant?
- Chamomile...
- Two points!!! Last name!?
- Konoplev!
- Enough... five...
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One day the princess pricked herself with a spindle. She liked it very much.
She pricked herself with the spindle again. And she let her brother prick himself.
spindle.
And my brother also liked to prick himself with a spindle. And he let me try it.
to the whole kingdom
prick himself with a spindle. And the whole kingdom liked the spindle. And
everyone started shooting up
spindle... And they lived happily ever after and died on the same day...
From an overdose of spindle
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A drug addict is walking down the street and suddenly he sees a horse coming towards him from around the corner
the white one jumps, he is here and there -
didn't have time to dodge, knocked him down. He got up, shook himself off, and continued walking,
looks at him as the rocket flies.
Again, he didn't have time to dodge - she knocked him down. He lies there, starts slowly
get up, suddenly hears a voice:
- Fool, move away from the carousel!
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