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Two drug addicts are sitting there, getting high. Suddenly one of them starts thinking and
speaks:
- Listen, so much money is spent on this drug! If we hadn't sat with
you are on pins and needles, we would have bought a car a long time ago...
- Yeah, fifty cubes!
* * *
A ready drug addict is sitting on the bus. A grandfather without a leg approaches.
- Boy, I lost my leg...
- Well...
- Young man, I lost my leg...
- Well...
- I lost my leg!
- I got it, I didn’t see your leg!
* * *
Two drug addicts are sitting in a room:
-How can the light go out so slowly?
-And this just requires you to slowly, slowly pull the plug out of the socket.
* * *
Two grandmothers are sitting on a bench in front of the house, talking.
- Listen, Mikhalna, last night some drug addicts climbed into my garden...
- Yah!
- Oh, and I look in the morning and there are human footprints...
* * *
Two drug addicts are riding in a trolleybus. One approaches the driver and
sews:
- Will I take this trolleybus to the station?
- No.
Second addict:
- And I?
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Total: 186
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