cannabis fun club

Two crocodiles are sitting and smoking. A crow is sitting in a tree: - Guys, smoke me, please. - - What's the problem, crow, come down to us. - The crow comes down, smokes and flies back up. This is repeated three times, on the fourth - the crocodiles: - Well, crow, will you have more? - - Guys, if you don't mind, knock me down with a stick

A good quality of grass is to feed the woodpecker with crackers from a cast iron skillet.

A priest comes out after the Sunday service. He looks around, says goodbye to the parishioners...
He goes to the backyard, still looking around... He takes out a cigarette, nervously hammers a plan... hammers...
Thoughtfulness turns into wild laughter and the priest, unable to contain himself, says:
- Buagaga ha! both laughter and sin!

There was a grasshopper sitting in the grass... But we didn't notice it and also smoked it.

A guy is sitting at home, smoking weed. The cops come in and take him to the station.
They drive in a car, the guy is still smoking weed. They arrive at the station, he is sitting and still smoking.
Then one cop says:
- What's wrong with you, are you afraid to smoke here?
The guy thoughtfully took the joint out of his mouth and looked up:
... Oops, COPS!

But the most invincible army is still the Dutch one, there are only two commands in the Dutch army: "score" and "fire",
When the Dutch army attacks, everything is very strict! The infantry is in front, flying low.
Behind them are the officers on green combat centipedes.
And tanks, a Dutch tank jumps out of a tree, shoots, laughs wildly and hides in a hollow again.
And how to fight with them like that - no one knows...

The Dutch national football team bench:
- Remember, you have to go out on the field and score the ball at any cost! Do you understand me? Score the ball!
- Coach, what are you driving? I’ll score the ball, but how can I smoke it: it’s round?!

A group of young people went by car to buy some marijuana, everyone bought it,
they got high and are heading home, but the only problem is that the path runs through
traffic police post, and there are six of them in the car. It's a bummer - they'll stop you for that, and
They are worthless - they are stoned out of their minds, and there is enough weed in the car for ten years.
We thought about it and decided: when they pass the checkpoint, someone will
he will bend down so that he cannot be seen, and no problems will arise.

This is where the story about drug addicts ends, but there is another story - about a traffic cop. A traffic cop is standing at his post, the weather is nasty, there are few cars, he hasn't made any money, and then a car drives by and there's no one in it!

Jesus gathered his disciples and said:
- People on Earth have suffered a terrible misfortune - they use a lot of drugs, we must help them get rid of this misfortune. But for a successful outcome of the matter, we ourselves must know what drugs are. Let each of you go down to Earth and get a sample. The next day, someone knocks on the gates of Paradise. Jesus:
- Who's there?
- It's me, John.
Jesus, opening the gates:
- What did you bring?
- Moroccan hashish.
Then there is another knock. Jesus asks who is there.
- It's me, Mark.
Jesus opening the door:
- What did you bring?
- Colombian cocaine.
Then Matthew and Luke arrive with Indian hemp and Afghan heroin respectively. Then there is another knock. Jesus:
- Who's there?
- It's me, Judas.
Jesus opened the door:
- What did you bring?
- RUBOP, everyone stand with your hands behind your head!!!

Gena and Cheburashka decided to smoke, Gena says:
- Wait for me, I'm going to take a shower, don't smoke without me!
-ok, no problem, I'm waiting.
Gena in the shower, Cheb thinks why should I wait for him, I'll smoke now, and when he comes out I'll already be high))
he had a smoke and was sitting there sweating... then Gena started shouting "I forgot my towel, please bring it. It's lying in the room."
What if he cheated, Gena will catch him, Simdit is thinking what to do!?
- so if we do everything quickly, as he wants, he probably won't notice anything and won't pester me. So what did he ask for? A towel!! Here it is, a towel. What did he ask to do with it? So he asked to bring it. Where should I bring it? And to the bathroom, he's in the shower. Who is he? Gena... Gennady... shower... towel. So the main thing is not to mix anything up, here's the towel, here's the bathroom.
So, what should I tell him? I need to tell him this way, so that he doesn’t catch me smoking without him. Oh! I’ll tell him: “You asked for a towel…….so I brought it!!”
No, that's not very long. Oh... I'll say: Here's your towel, Gennady...
no: Here's a towel, Gennady! No, we're on first-name terms with him, so it should be like this: - Gena, here's your towel!! That's exactly how it should be. Then I hand him the towel.
That's it...
Go...
He comes up to the door and looks inside: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! CROCODILE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!